I've heard about people who dreamed of a White Christmas, but until Connor and Ed set out with paintbrush in one hand and old housepaint in the other, I never thought about a White Halloween. If it ever becomes popular, Connor is ready.
Connor would like to leave his masterpiece on the front lawn until all the paint washes off. I would like to get it removed ASAP so no vermin decide to munch on it, given that it has already begun to rot. I think we know who will win this disagreement - if only because I'm able to haul it out to the trash on Thursday and it's too big for him to haul back!