How to dye an Easter egg

Step 1. Set out cups for dye.

Step 2. Taste dye tablet to make certain Mom was telling the truth when she said it wasn’t candy.
Step 3. Spit dye tablet out and mix with water and vinegar.
Step 4. Throw hard boiled egg into dye as quickly as possible. Do this many times so Mom can’t keep up with you.
Step 5. Take egg out of dye. Do not bother using egg dippers and special spoons to remove the egg. Bare hands work fine. Throw egg in new color. Repeat until Mom says that's enough.
Step 6. Resemble the Incredible Hulk with cool green hands.